Ingenious sign...

Hippie Birth Process...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_birth

By putting your shirt through the lawnmower, you too can turn a $5 shirt into one that's $1,624.00  I can't believe people pay for this.

The great Murdoch conspiracy

Chemtrails Chemicals are ok but...
According to the EPA, if you break a compact florescent bulb you must leave the room, open doors and windows and shut off your central air/heating from 10 minutes to several hours.

Sickness...
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/mrd.1120230307/abstract