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Wednesday, December 21, 2016

What Jesus Christ Resume Would Look Like

Jesus Christ Resume

Address: Ephesians 1:20 
Phone: Romans 10:13 
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus 


My name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call me Lord! I've sent you my 
resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. 
Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

· I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) 
· I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) 
· I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) 
· I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) 
· The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through 
me, (See Galatians 3:14) 

Occupational Background 

· I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49 ). 
· I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or 
· My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15 

Skills Work Experiences 

· Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor 
to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives 
free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at 
liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18). 
· I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me 
shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33 ). 
· Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse 
you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9) 

Educational Background 

· I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and 
understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6). 
· In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See 
Colossians 2:3). 
· My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto 
your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105). 
· I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 

Major Accomplishments 

· I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all 
times, (See Genesis 1:26 ). 
· I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15 ). 
· I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them 
openly, (See Colossians 2:15 ). 
· I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! 
· There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. 
You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the 
BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my 
· Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healing, 
salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance 

In Summation 

Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only 
candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. 
In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), 
and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47 ). When can I start? 
Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15 ). 

Send this resume to everyone you know, you never know who may have an 

Thanks for your help.

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